QotD, He Might Even Be Right Edition.

Yves Jégo, on his hopes to create “Napoleonland,” a French theme park based on the life of if I have to tell you whose life the park is based on then we’re all just going to be kind here and pretend that you didn’t just admit to not figuring it out on your own:

Other curious potential attractions include a ski run through a battlefield “surrounded by the frozen bodies of soldiers and horses” and a recreation of Louis XVI being guillotined during the revolution – the precursor to Napoleon’s rise to power.

“It’s going to be fun for the family,” he [sic] Mr Jégo told the Times.

Depends on the animatronics, really.