Mar
19
2017
2

‘Nerf John Wick.’

Too many camera cuts, but… you have to expect that, honestly. We can’t all be Keanu Reeves.

Oct
19
2016
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The Greatest Feat of Engineering That You Will See This Morning.

The largest Nerf gun in the world.

Engineers. They’re kind of like mages, only for real.

Nov
14
2015
7

Tweet of the Day, This Is In Fact True edition.

I’ve seen something like this.

My two children find our Nerf Mavericks a bit problematical to fire, but they worked out fairly quickly how to service and reload the Vulcan EBF-25.  Many hands make light work…

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Oct
24
2013
2

The Nerf… Rebelle.

I gotta ask: is calling the line “Nerf Rebelle” really necessary to get girls to buy Nerf products?  – Which is a serious question, actually.

nerf-rebelle

I don’t have daughters, you see.  If I had had daughters I assumed that I would simply buy them Nerf guns at the appropriate point and not particularly worry about gender advertising.  Was this an incorrect assumption? – I mean, obviously the optimal result here is to have the kid properly understand the glory and majesty that is a well-designed Nerf product. If that means pink-purple and Hunger Games meets My Little Pony references… ach, I’m not the target demographic anyway.

Moe Lane

 

May
23
2013
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The NERF Rough Cut 2×4 Blaster is totally sweet.

Listen to the action on this baby.

Makes me want to go play Feng Shui.

Sep
10
2012
3

Meet the blessed, and accursed*, Brian Jablonski.

He is blessed and accursed* for precisely the same reason: this is the man who designs new blasters for Nerf.

Yes.  This man is the guy with That Job. This is the guy who won the employment lottery jackpot with the bonus number.  This is the guy who is not only an Alpha Geek; he is a King Geek… with a seat on the Council of Advisors to the God-Emperor Geek, should we ever get around to having one.

And he has apparently given us a 75 foot range blaster, with triple ammo capacity.

FEAR HIM.

Moe Lane

(Via Instapundit)

*Note: not actually “accursed.”

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Mar
15
2012
5

#rsrh All due respect to Rev. Michael Pfleger…

…which is to say, none whatsoever.  Also, he may kiss my white, Irish tochis:

Nerf is part of several of my cultural heritages, and if Pfleger doesn’t like it, well, he knows what to do.

Damn, but that’s pretty.

 

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Dec
20
2011
2

Yeah, I saw the Slate Nerf Gun-grabber article.

It’s making the rounds, after all (Ace is probably being the most viciously and entertainingly mocking about it).  Needless to say, you can have my Nerf N-Strike Vulcan EBF-25 Dart Blaster when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.  Or when I’m done playing with it and you want a turn firing an Oh my God it’s a fully automatic Nerf machine gun I so designed well drew one of these when I was a kid this is the best thing ever I always knew that you could put batteries in or something.  Because I understand the appeal.

Obviously.

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Aug
11
2010
2

NERF wars.

OK, I was asking myself whether I needed to pick up anything except another Nerf N-Strike Vulcan EBF-25 Blaster for the bachelor party, and then I saw this video.

So, yeah. Maybe a couple of Nerf N-Strike Mavericks, too. Or maybe the Nerf N-Strike Longstrike CS-6 Dart Blaster

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Jun
23
2010
1

#rsrh Aww, yeahhhhh….

My wife’s back from Target:

By the way, this is what you get when you punch in ‘Aw yeah’ into YouTube:

My wife: “Salvador Dali approves, +2.” (more…)

Jun
23
2010
1

One of the most lovely things you can hear from your wife.

“Apparently, there’s going to be a Nerf war at the office on Friday.”

And here I was wondering how to justify this.

Oh, I need a couple for a bachelor party, but not for a couple of months.

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Jun
05
2010
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Mondo Spider justifies Burning Man.

(Via Hot Air Headlines) I didn’t think that such a thing was possible, but I was wrong:

Now build me one with a couple of these mounted on it, and by GOD I will get you all a YouTube video that you will never forget.

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