I couldn’t get past the second sentence.

Then again, why should I?

MARCH 18–Meet Michelle Owen. Concerned that an ex-boyfriend had used her laptop to search for child pornography, the Indiana woman asked police to search the computer for illegal images, but had her plan backfire when cops discovered two videos of her engaged in illicit acts with a dog.

(Via Hot Air Headlines) Like Robert Anton Wilson’s “No wife, no horse, no mustache” there’s no chance at all that the follow-up is going to match the lead-in, so why bother?