Tweet of the Day, Outback Is Actually Controlled By The Gnomes of Zurich edition.

There’s a lot of third-hands on this one: that link leads to a People article that references a tweet by a random Commie who is apparently convinced that Outback Restaurants are tools of the Bavarian Illuminati because you can draw five-pointed stars on Google Maps.  Because that’s the world we live in, now.  Ah, clickbait:

Still, Steve Jackson Games’ Illuminati is excellent.