…You know, I should just write this up as a short story. After reading more about ozone, of course.
Ozone Pills
Ah, Mad Science. It’s like regular science, only the explosions are judged by their aesthetics. Or pyrotechnics. Or possibly their ability to dissolve sand. And so it goes with Ozone Pills. These particular bio-metaphysical pills were designed by Doctor Archibald Harriman Cheverly-Button, Baronet of Woodly-on-the-Avon. As you may have guessed, the good doctor was called mad at university, and he spent the rest of his very long life proving them right. The man was an admittedly inspired chemist, but: he had the bad habit of never checking secondary effects.