I’m pleased to see that Legendary Pictures still has access to my inner 9 year old, because… yeah. That’s what he wanted to see. More robots, more monsters, sinister zaibatsu executives, betrayal, giant guns, OH MY GOD IS THAT WHAT HIS FIST IS — this is geared to be the absolute least guiltiest of pleasures. And why isn’t it a guiltier pleasure? Because I deserve to have movies like Pacific Rim 2: Uprising. I’m allowed to have nice things.