…aside from Pedophilia is evil; so is covering it up; and I don’t watch college football anyway. But one pop-culture thought about this picture:
…and that it’s likely that this statue will be in the background of any number of super-villain lairs, particularly if the villain in question happens to be the sort who steals things. It’s the outstretched arm, pointing: makes it visually arresting, or whatever the term is.