Moe Lane

…Huh. I thought that I had already put up ‘Heroic Measures.’ Weird. Ach, well.

Got a new subscriber, so everybody gets a new installment of my pulp SF serial The Bold Marauder. Remember: when we I hit $200/month, this is a permanent feature. For subscribers, so sign up today!

The title needs work; it’s a poem that came to me in the car. And it’ll work fine for The Bold Marauder. Which you should sign up for, to get more of that.

I do have a larger story in “Assembling the Party,” actually. I even know how it’d going down. I’m just trying to decide whether there’s an actual book in it.

Tonight we have:

• Part Two of the Smythe-Worthington time travel RPG campaign setting, where we look at time travel in that universe, and how it’s encouraging rampant sociopathic behavior!
• A short story A Bargain With Yig, where our hero finds himself… oh, that would be telling!
• And the microfiction Root Access, which looks into species-variant thaumatology!

And to think: for a mere dollar a month, this could all be yours! Well, it’d still be mine, because intellectual property laws. But I’ll let you look at it for a buck a month.

I’m trying to get this month’s story to work, and I don’t like it in its current iteration. If you’re a Patron, feel free to take a look and critique. I’m writing it for you guys, after all.

Why not? Labor Day is a holiday, and every day is a holiday when you subscribe to my Patreon. And holidays when you subscribe? Why, the awesomeness that gets generated then can only be dimly perceived. Through sunglasses. And that thing you do with the pinhole and the paper during an eclipse.

So sign up today! Because… eclipse. Or something along those lines.

‘Zero-Sum School of Magery’ simply isn’t very nice. Sorry about that. It happens.

The funny part about “Fifty-Fifty” is that the scenario it describes could absolutely happen in real life. Well, not all of it, sure. But how often do you fumble it on the first try?

I mean, we didn’t want to shop for school supplies, but it had to be done. And my, my, my, but that gets expensive quick. So check out my Patreon! You’ll be glad you did; also, I’ll be glad you did.

Moe Lane

PS: Tried those Impossible Whoppers today. They were… OK? Almost got mine with bacon, though. Probably will the next time, if I ever order one again.