Moe Lane

‘To Serve Man‘ is admittedly ambiguous.  Deliberately so.  I myself do not know what will happen next, save that the protagonist will enjoy it even if nobody else does.

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I will be merciful.  “Murders by the Roo Lord” will not be made into a book.  You’re all welcome.

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“Gesture of Good Faith” represents a particular peeve of mine: in a world of monsters and peasants, it’d be the easiest thing ever to get the latter on your side pretty quickly.  All you need are the severed heads of enough local monsters.  It works on both an idealistic and pragmatic level, really.

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A bit of luck: Long-Range Ghouls was saved on my Chromebook.

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Blown-out tire, four tires being replaced, battery died during all of this so it’s getting replaced, and windshield wipers are getting switched out because why not.

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You don’t see stuff like “Songs of my People” often enough, in my not particularly humble opinion.  I mean, sure, that sprite probably drinks Pabst ironically and has a job crafting artisanal EBay listings, but that’s just a side effect from living in Hoboken.  He doesn’t mean anything by it.

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I got a subscriber for my Patreon, so everybody gets another installment.  That’s how it works until $200/month; when that happens, the installments come every week, but only patrons get to see them.  It’s an interesting Prisoner’s Dilemma, don’t you think?  Best to solve it by signing up now, and let the Devil take the hindmost.

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Things aren’t awful, or even bad.  For us. But let’s just say that it’d be nice if I had more flexibility to be helpful. Plus, really, it is a good deal.

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