Moe Lane

I think “But Is The Warranty Voided?” was because of something involving my phone, but I don’t remember. Also, weirdly: I thought that I had put it up already, but apparently not. Not much else to say, honestly.

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Ah, “Proper Division of Badassery.”  Come, I will conceal nothing from you: I had a burning desire to use the phrase ‘bum-legs’ in something and have it make sense.  And lo! — it has been done.

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Prologue/Chapter 1
Chapter 2, Part 1
Chapter 2, Part 2
Chapter 2, Part 3

…And Chapter 2, Part 4 is here.

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Fiction: Dig Two Graves

Gaming: Shoppers For The Ghoul-Lords, Part 6

And I am done. The baronial newsletter is out, the stuff is out before deadline, two stories got submitted for likely rejection, the kids have been trick-or-treated and fog-machined and put to bed, and I even put together eight hundred words of flash fiction in a half hour that didn’t entirely suck.  I got nothing left, folks.  I am running on fumes.

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Ah, “Broad-Spectrum Colony.”  The day may come when I resist the urge to make an obvious pun in the title.  …But it is not this day.

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When I was writing “Frozen Out in Cin City” for my Patreon, I decided that there was in fact a novel in there.  So I guess I should write one, huh?  Fortunately, this time I actually know what the damned plot is before I write start it, so the whole thing should go more easily.  Should be fun!

…Sayeth he, sardonically.

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“The Weather Outside” can be seen as part of the ‘What if Earth was a Death World?’ meme that has been around on the Internet lately.  Although it’s a bit supernatural for that.  Then again, what exactly does the rest of the Galaxy think is supernatural?

For that matter, what exactly does the rest of the Galaxy think about, well, anything? Maybe that’s the answer to the Fermi Paradox.  The snow got ’em.

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There’s a bigger world in “Second Chances,” but I don’t know how to plot out something in it. I know the characters, but I can’t quite decide what to do with them.  Which is a shame, really.

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I have broken glasses because I took them off to pill my cat, and then I promptly stepped on said glasses (I also didn’t get the cat pilled).  I can afford new glasses, mind you.  This isn’t an appeal to poverty, because I’m not poor.  I’m just in a really, really grr-arrgh mood right now, that’s all.

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Ah, yes, her.  Not exactly a supermarket-opener, this particular sprig of the Windsors.  Let’s just say that the United Kingdom in “From The Bold Marauder – Motivations” had itself an extremely lively time of it during the alien invasion that precedes this particular work-in-progress. Many things were clarified, and more than a few assumptions were challenged.

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