Quote of the Day, I Eat Bacon-Pineapple Pizza And I Don’t Care edition.

I’ll get grief for that title, sure.  People will confidently tell me that I’m wrong.  But that’s OK: I like what I like. As does this guy:

Faced with uproar at home and a social media storm abroad, the president of Iceland has been forced to clarify his outspoken stance on one of the defining questions of the age: whether pineapple should be allowed on pizza.

Still: the answer is, of course, ‘Yes.’ WITNESS ME!

Moe Lane

PS: Yeah, I know, but they were the first people to report on the conclusion to this story.


Behold! The pineapple-coconut!

Dear God but I love science.

Australia’s Department of Agriculture has announced that its researchers have made a breakthrough that will send shockwaves across beach resorts and tiki-themed restaurants around the world. Through careful breeding they’ve managed to produce a sweet pineapple that also tastes like coconut, reducing future Pina Colada recipes to just two ingredients.

The next step, of course, is to make the pineapple-coconut sufficiently naturally alcoholic on its own.  Because SCIENCE!

Via AoSHQ.

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