Vegan discovers vegan pizza to be full of ham: still eats whole thing, complains.

I am trying not to laugh. I mean, the core story is interesting, if perhaps only newsworthy on a slow day: dude orders a pizza that’s touted as fitting his dietary requirements (veganism), restaurant (Domino’s) assures him repeatedly that there’s no ham on the pizza (there was), dude gets upset when he finds out what happened. That last bit’s reasonable: vegan was an actual, official option for the pizza. It’s not like the guy’s complaining because the pizza paddle or whatever wasn’t sterilized before it came into contact with another paddle that had come into contact with a sausage stromboli. Dude was given chunks of actual ham, which is pretty much the exact opposite of what he ordered. I’d be pissed off, too.

However, there’s this. (H/T: Sarah Hoyt)

But Hukins knew right away he was getting the real thing… “I felt shame and pain for the animal,” said the man, who became ill shortly after eating the entire pizza.

Continue reading Vegan discovers vegan pizza to be full of ham: still eats whole thing, complains.

Quote of the Day, I Eat Bacon-Pineapple Pizza And I Don’t Care edition.

I’ll get grief for that title, sure.  People will confidently tell me that I’m wrong.  But that’s OK: I like what I like. As does this guy:

Faced with uproar at home and a social media storm abroad, the president of Iceland has been forced to clarify his outspoken stance on one of the defining questions of the age: whether pineapple should be allowed on pizza.

Still: the answer is, of course, ‘Yes.’ WITNESS ME!

Moe Lane

PS: Yeah, I know, but they were the first people to report on the conclusion to this story.

Tweet of the Day, …Can This Be TRUE? This Would Change EVERYTHING edition.

I will have to try this on Wednesday.

Well, I can’t try it tomorrow because I don’t have any leftover pizza, of course. So I would have to first buy a pizza, eat some of it, and save the rest for later. Thus: Wednesday.

Global Warming and White House Pizza Parties.

To quote Glenn Reynolds, “I’ll believe that it’s a problem when the people telling me that it’s a problem start acting like it’s a problem.

Moe Lane

PS: Unlike AoSHQ, I don’t care that a guy was flown in to make the White House some pizzas. Perk of the job. But like AoSHQ, I’d appreciate it if the White House shut up about corporate heads and their jets for a while. Until this story fades, at least. I think that’s reasonable.

Crossposted to RedState.