Oct
05
2017
6

Tweets of the Day, The Spice Must :gasp: :wheeze: edition.

OK, fine, I get it: not everybody loves pumpkin spice. But I think that this exaggerates the revulsion.  At least for some of you.

Right?

Aug
31
2017
6

Pumpkin Spice season is almost upon us.

I’m eating a bowl of Pumpkin Spice Life cereal even as I write this.  Well, OK, I’m eating, then typing, and so on.  Because if I try to eat and type at the same time then the milk gets into the keyboard, and that’s bad.

The point is: it’s that time again! I know most of you hate the entire pumpkin spice thing, which is fine. Although I think that most people wouldn’t find the cereal objectionable, on its own merits.  It’s mostly the ruthless imposition of the flavor in the fall months that annoys folks. Well, folks who aren’t me, because I’m one of the horrible people who encourages them to put pumpkin spice in All The Things.  I’d apologize for that, except that I try not to lie. So:

The Spice Must Flow.

Sep
01
2016
1

Tweet of the day, THE PUMPKIN SPICE MUST FLOW edition.

Yes, it’s that time of year again! MOO HOO BWAH HAH:

Mmm. All the Pumpkin Spice, everywhere. FOREVER. …Or until the season’s over. Gimme a break: the rain has cooled down my neighborhood to something tolerable for the first time in a month or so. So, you know, reasonably good day and all that.

Aug
26
2016
6

Tweet of the Day, Yes, I Am A Monster edition.

Why? Because I’m the target demographic. I live for this, really.

They will hang me for this one day, I’m sure.

Sep
14
2015
4

THE PUMPKIN SPICE MUST FLOW.

I have yet to get All The Pumpkin Spice Things where I am; but at least there’s beer. It will have to, as they say, do for right now.  But… soon.  SOON.

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