Randy Quaid: I’m being hunted by Hollywood kill squad.

…wait.  What?

The pair quickly claimed refugee status and their hearings have been conducted amid their bizarre claims of being hunted by what they call “Hollywood star whackers.”

They say many of their friends have died under mysterious circumstances and believe they could be next on the hit list.

All righty, then.  Apparently, this wasn’t actually acting:

…he was kind of paranoid all along.

Via @MelissaTweets.