SHARKS IN THE STREETS OF AUSTRALIA!

Sorry, but a (AoSHQ) headline like that deserves all-caps.  Anyway… bull sharks!  From the river!  Swimming through the flooded town!  Then local Australians captured and started riding them!

OK, I made that last bit up.  But “Australian riding sharks…” that just rolls off of the tongue, doesn’t it?  I’m surprised nobody’s tried that one in real life yet.