san loss – Moe Lane

I got nothing, sorry (Florida Marlins home run display edition).

Except: Florida.

(pause)

Oh, you lucky so-and-sos: the GIF is too big for me to upload in all of it SAN-destroying glory. So your fragile human minds are all spared… unless you click the link.

The shiny link.

Click it.

CLLLLLLLLIIIIIIICCCCCKKKKKK IIIIIIITTTTTTTTT…..

I’ve mentioned that I’m a sadist, yes? #rsrh

And that I have friends who know that I’m a sadist?

The rest is here.

The search parameter records of Amazon.com must be strange and terrible.

Approaching, in fact, the level of SAN loss. First, take a look at Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt – then take a look at what else people who looked at this looked at. Particularly this, and this.

Somebody’s mucking about with their search parameters; I’m sure of it.

Moe Lane

PS: What? Please. I have more couth than that. Besides, everybody knows that it’s not size that matters; it’s rotary speed.