Adventure seed: Borogove Syndrome.

Borogove Syndrome

First successfully described in 1942 by a team using the Padgett memetic pseudonymic technique to avoid neurological infection, Borogove Syndrome is one of the most interesting and dramatic forms of a purely neuro-linguistic symbiotic organism.  There is some dispute as to whether Borogrove Syndrome is a symbiote and not a parasite, but hosts to it are in general agreement that the condition is benign, if not actively beneficial.

…We think.  Asking questions can be difficult.  More accurately, understanding the answers to those questions can be difficult.

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Item Seed: Haunt.

Haunt

Haunt: very possibly the first designer drug to have its entire production line confiscated by the NSA and its manufacture given a Top Secret: Code Word (APPLESEED GIRAFFE).  The people making it also found themselves suddenly, and reasonably profitably, working for the Alphabet Soup, too.  All very deniable, all very fast – and all very effective, too.

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Item seed: Pahoehoe Oak (quercus salamandrus)

Blame this.

Pahoehoe Oak (quercus salamandrus)

Yes, the trees are on fire.  …Sort of.  What’s actually happening here is an interesting, if not somewhat unique, example of an invasive species colonizing a new habitat. And yes, this can happen just as easily in the supernatural realm as it can in the natural one. Continue reading Item seed: Pahoehoe Oak (quercus salamandrus)

Group Seed: The Elmerite Order.

This went off the tracks – but in an interesting way, so I’ll allow it.

The Elmerite Order

So, it turns out that the worldview found in first edition Mage: The Ascension is not entirely inaccurate, after all.  Magic works; there are various Traditions that can manipulate it; but one paradigm (scientific rationalism) is so dominant that the others cannot operate freely on our plane of existence.  Fair enough… as far as that goes.

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Adventure Seed: Project CULTIVATE.

Project CULTIVATE

 

The documentation for this Cold War project dates all the way back to 1949, when agents from the Joint Intelligence Objectives Agency raided the laboratory of an Operation PAPERCLIP Nazi biologist who was, in retrospect, a particularly bad choice for recruitment. Said biologist did not survive the JIOA raid – it was deemed necessary to burn his body on-site and then fill the room with concrete – but his notes were eventually collected, sterilized, carefully copied, then fed to the purifying flames.

Ironically, Project CULTIVATE was not actually directly derived from the notes in question, which were largely incoherent speculation on the best way to summon a “ultrabiological para-metaphysical horizon creature.”  Nobody knew what that really meant, and nobody had or has any intention of finding out.  But apparently one of the requirements was the need for absolutely perfect human specimens for, well, human sacrifice. That the biologist had a more coherent take on how to accomplish, and that researchers thought that they could recreate safely.

 

And so they did.  A thousand couples across America were carefully chosen and brought in for very specific, far past cutting-edge biological therapy. Someone treated with the CULTIVATE Serum will will sire or have children with absolutely no genetic conditions at all; if two people are treated with the Serum, any children they have afterwards will grow up to be at the peak of human ability. Not quite superhuman, but consistently at the top 1% in virtually every way.

Now this is the point where normally the story shifts to the standard tale of government-derived hubris and paranoia created a league of monsters in human form… only, actually, no.  The couples who participated in the project went back home and kept their mouths shut, because after all they got beautiful babies out of the deal and discreet, yet potent financial assistance to boot.  The children were observed through regular checkups by Project doctors under domestic cover; it was argued by some that they should be collected and observed in a secret facility, but all the paperwork suggests that such arguments were roundly rejected for at least twenty years.

…And that’s it.  The file that all of this came in doesn’t have a document in it that’s dated past 1974. The filing numbers don’t match the local classification system; while the file itself is stamped as being declassified, there’s no matching record of it anywhere and it’s just a rubber stamp on the signout sheet on top of the file.  Nobody in your department knows anything about this Project CULTIVATE, either.  Not even the Guy Down The Hall that works for the agency that’s not supposed to be working in your particular part of the intelligence world.

Weird, huh?

Seed: Ahn’Tiz Pam

Ahn’Tiz Pam

This spirit is a legend of the Darknet, and thus has precisely the documentation that you would expect. Contradictory legends peg Ahn’Tiz Pam’s origins as being chronicled in the more forbidden Sumerian tablets, various banned and suppressed reverse-Kabbala grimoires, and/or a set of supposedly random numbers spontaneously and blasphemously generated during the formation of ARPANet. Nobody knows any of its victims, but everybody online who is even remotely aware of the occult seems to know somebody (also invariably online) who’s bragged about successfully using the spirit to destroy spammers.  Because that’s what it apparently and exclusively does. Continue reading Seed: Ahn’Tiz Pam

Adventure seed: Permanent Kittens.

Permanent Kittens

It seemed a good idea at the time… no, wait, people did freak out at the concept of genetically engineering cats who would never move past the kitten stage.  But there were arguments for it, not least of which was the one that if you’re going to genetically engineer animals, it’d be best to ensure that they were sterile. Which is obviously what was going to happen, here.  Also: the process of creating Permanent Kittens is extremely involved and multi-generational; keeping a stable supply of them around requires conscious effort on humanity’s part.  But, really: it all came down to people wanting kittens that never grew up.

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Item seed: Taedetium Mines.

Taedetium Mines

These remarkably nasty devices – for a given value of nasty – are most often used by groups and individuals who expect a visit from various types of supernatural creatures, entities, people, what have you. Taedetium mines closely resemble the infamous ‘Bouncing Betty’ shrapnel mine; which is fair, because that’s what they were derived from.  The mine is set at ground level and connected to a trigger wire or light beam; when triggered, the mine springs into the air and ‘detonates’ at about waist level.  Unlike the Bouncing Betty, the shrapnel produced is low velocity: it might penetrate naked flesh, but it’s more likely to get embedded in clothes. Continue reading Item seed: Taedetium Mines.

Item Seed: Halo-loam.

[For some reason, this ended up in Trash after publication. Weird. Reposting…]

Blame this.

Halo-loam

Sometimes, a Saint’s body remains undecayed after death. …Sometimes.  It’s actually preferable that it doesn’t, from the point of view of relics engineers. There are a lot of undeniably useful things that you can get out of a genuine Saint’s corpse.

What’s that? “This is a gruesome topic?” No, gruesome is what happens when an Infernal portal stabilizes on this plane of existence for too long and a Fear Squad of Hell comes barreling out. They like to play with their food, and they think that food that doesn’t talk isn’t really food. So recycling sanctified remains isn’t exactly what you’d call ‘horrible.’  In fact, if you could manage to contact the Saint in question, he or she would undoubtedly even guide you through the recycling process. Because, again: Fear Squads. Hell. Continue reading Item Seed: Halo-loam.

Adventure Seed: The Rosetta Stone Murders.

Blame this.

The Rosetta Stone Murders

The Rosetta Stone. It was the key to our understanding of Ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics, a shining symbol in the history of linguistics – and it’s killed at least three men that we know of, and probably more.  Turns out that a secret doesn’t have to be new to be deadly, particularly when there are immortals involved.

It all goes back to what the Rosetta Stone was actually used for, back in the day: it was a fairly standard embodiment of the ongoing deal made between the Ptolemaic foreign dynasty ruling Egypt, and the native priesthoods.  The king supported the temples, and the temples supported the king. The Rosetta Stone reviews the details of one such deal: grain and silver shipments, diversion of excess water from a particularly good flooding, allowing the priests a greater share of byssus cloth, legal protections for Alexandrian boatmen… actually, back up a bit.

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