sex with pandas – Moe Lane

#rsrh My cheerfully ad-hom response to Ralph Nader.

Ralph Nader: “Barack Obama will win a second term!”

See? That is what an ad hominem attack looks like. All you people out there who can’t tell one from merely being directly insulted should take note.

#rsrh EMILY’S List goes… furry.

I swear to God, I didn’t have anything to do with this ad where liberal women dress up as bears and growl at the screen to scare off Sarah Palin.

Ace of Spades calls it an Ewok ad – but then, he would. Seriously, though: what the heck is it with Left-feminists, anyway? Every time they speak out these days it’s apparently their goal to cater to yet another sexual fetish. Don’t get me wrong; in the grand scheme of things, people who like to dress up as wolves and then go have sex with people who are dressed up like ocelots are not a threat to the Republic. It’s just that I hadn’t realized that their staying home from the polls this election cycle would apparently throw critical House elections to the GOP.

Who knew?

When they ask, “Just when did Jim Treacher snap?” #rsrh

…they’re going to point to this post as the first, tragic sign that the rubber band inside his head had begun to fray.

I hope Tai Shan’s crate falls out of the plane and lands in the Pacific Ocean and sinks and he dies and everybody cries. Is that mean?

P.S. Panda Express should serve actual panda. Kung Pao Panda. And then a lightning bolt should hit the Pandas Unlimited-organized picket line.

P.P.S. Pandas are fat idiots who don’t even know how to have sex. Tai Shan should choke on some bamboo. I don’t know why I’m overcome with such virulent hatred of pandas all of a sudden. You guys need to report me to the PADL (Panda Anti-Defamation League).

Ralph Nader could not be reached for comment. OK, that’s a lie: I didn’t bother to try.

Moe Lane