This morning’s nightmare fuel…

…brought to you be @jeffemanuel and @girlonmission:

THAT is reportedly a fifteen foot long, 170 diamondback rattlesnake.  I hold out hopes for it actually being a photoshopped python or something, because as it stands that’s about one arcane ritual away from being something that you’d have to call in a professional to handle.  As it is, you’d get XP for that one.