I’m cringing from a White Christmas…

The news is so bad that I’m afraid to check it: Jim Geraghty notes – idly! With very little visible dread! – in his Daily Jolt that we might be seeing snow for Christmas down here in MD/DC.

God help us – more accurately, God help me, because I have to deal with everybody else in the area.  Three flakes of FALLING FROZEN SKY-WATER OF DOOM!!!!! and everybody freaks out.  Seriously: last week we got… maybe half an inch of snow.  Not enough to completely cover the grass, which is my usual rule of thumb for serious snow.  In NJ that’s a slight treat for kids – they can get some snowball time in – but otherwise not worth mentioning.  In MD that’s an excuse for a two hour school delayed opening the next day.

It’s bad when a guy from coastal NJ can mock an area for its snow savvy…

I am currently clearing 3 feet of globalwarming…

…off of the car.  Well, not currently; but it is not going swiftly, mostly because there is no good place to put all the loose globalwarming to the side that isn’t already being occupied by another car.  This would be an excellent time for me to acquire superpowers centered around either water or fire; unfortunately, there are no radioactive ice weasels handy and I don’t know where to find the Hidden Portal of Flame.

In other words: erratic posting today.