The Insidious Snuggie Conspiracy claims another victim.

Save yourself: it’s too late for me.

snuggie

…OK, actually it was a gag gift, as per a tradition of my in-laws: every year they come up with a white elephant of a gift that gets foisted off on somebody at random, this year it was the Snuggie, and this year I was the one who got stuck. Little do they fully appreciate that this means that I pick next year’s gag gift.

Moo hoo bwah hah.