This is from 2011, but my wife told me about today, so I don’t care. Machete Order is a modified version of a way to watch the Star Wars flicks… oh, let him describe it to you.
I’d like to modify this into what I’ve named Machete Order on the off chance that this catches on because I’m a vain asshole.
Next time you want to introduce someone to Star Wars for the first time, watch the films with them in this order: IV, V, II, III, VI
Notice something? Yeah, Episode I is gone.
To make it simpler: the way we learned it it would be Star Wars, Empire, Attack of the Clones, Revenge of the Sith, Jedi, with Phantom Menace tossed out in the trash. And, do you know something? This is exactly how the series should be watched. Everybody must do it this way now! Science demands it!
SCIENCE DEMANDS IT!