In order:
- Don’t do Stupid Things.
- If you do do Stupid Things, don’t have people take pictures of them.
- If people do take pictures of you doing Stupid Things, don’t let them get posted on the Internet.
- If they do get posted on the Internet, don’t let it be because you put them there.
- If you did put them there, don’t come crying to me when it blows up in your face.
- No, really, don’t come crying to me. This is where the chain breaks.
I believe that this is easy to follow, yes?