Apr
22
2011
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There are ‘Stupid Criminals,’ and then…

…there are REALLY Stupid Criminals:

Gang tattoo leads to a murder conviction

Inked on the chest of a Pico Rivera gang member was the detailed scene of a liquor store slaying that had stumped an L.A. County sheriff’s investigator for more than four years. It leads to a jailhouse confession from Anthony Garcia — and a first-degree murder conviction.

(pause)

I got nothing, sorry.

Feb
04
2009
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This is what a bad roll on the Random Tattoo Table…

…looks like:

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I’d say who sent that to me, except that I’m not really sure that they actually want to take credit for that. I mean, don’t get me wrong: Lego Star Wars is a great video game; just… not worth keeping around as a body decoration for, well, the rest of your life.

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