The winsome THE ARCHIES trailer.

This looks… watchable, actually. Basically, THE ARCHIES is… an adaptation of the Archie comics, set in India. Except that it’s Riverdale, but kind of India, and kind of not – look, just watch the trailer, okay? You’ll understand my bemusement more, then.

I’m not going to lie: I kind of want to see what a Bollywood rockabilly dance number looks like. I’ve never thought about that particular combo before, but now I’m interested in the results.