I blame Internet videos.
The B.A.B.Y. Protocol
The Broad-ABility Yield Protocol (at this level of security, you’re allowed to make puns) is that rarity: a genuine international conspiracy. One that every government in the world has either signed up for, or at least sworn to keep quiet about. And that’s not an idle oath, either: even the threat of the failure to do at least the latter has resulted in at least six regime changes since 1978.