Imperial Crown of America – Google Docs
The Imperial Crown of America
This particular artifact enjoys a certain reputation in the occult underworld. After all, seldom do you see a vicious practical joke presented in such an expensive, if not actively obscenely extravagant, style. The Crown itself clearly owes its conceptional design to the infamous works of Robert Chambers: it is a diadem of beaten gold with multiple faceted diamonds, with inlaid carvings that suggests tentacles, seaweed, the tattered silk of a pallid and faceless King… you know the drill. It’s really made out of gold, by the way, and those are real diamonds. Which means that the thing is ridiculously heavy, but never mind that right now.