Hollywood celebrity burglary ring nabbed.

In this paragraph (from an article detailing the eventual arrests of a celebrity burglar ring) you will find Hollywood culture in a nutshell:

One of the suspects, 18-year-old Alexis Neirs, is the sister of Playboy model Tess Taylor and the subject of a reality show pilot for E!, called ‘Home-Schooling With the Arlingtons.’ Sources tell PEOPLE that Neirs was in the middle of filming the show when the raid occurred and cameras may have kept rolling all the way to jail.

Note the deliberate ambiguity of the title: if the kids in this crowd isn’t already trying to parlay this into a television deal…