Vorpal Snowglobe – Google Docs
The Vorpal Snowglobe
Appearance: a snow globe with snowflakes and a wooden snowman in it.
The Vorpal Snowglobe would normally be considered a hideous blasphemy, given the materials that it’s made out of. The glass was melted down from sand gathered in Mecca; the water inside it was taken from the headwaters of the Ganges. The wooden figurine found inside of it was carved from a piece of the True Cross, and the ‘snowflakes’ are actually fragments of bones from a hundred saints of a dozen faiths. In short, everything in the Snowglobe is arguably a perversion of one religious tradition or another.