Not a ‘dwarf planet.’ It was a planet when I was born, it’s a planet now, and it’ll be a planet after I’m dead. I don’t care what the International Astronomical Union has to say about it.
And get off my lawn!
Moe Lane
PS: Sign the petition!\
PPS: No, the Yuggoth
thing has nothing to do with it. Really. Honest. Not a thing.
PPPS: Via Fark Geek.