Feel free to click through to GeekTyrant’s description of it. Spoiler warning: the sequel would have been a pile of shit. …I was half-tempted to come with something a little less robustly Anglo-Saxon, there – but no. There are times when you have to call a pile of shit a pile of shit, and this is that time. Go watch TIME BANDITS again, instead – and offer praise to the LORD that this is not the worst timeline, after all.
#commissionearned
Buried lede: Taika Waititi has a busy schedule for the next few years.
Continue reading Disney looking at Taika Waititi for Star Wars project.NO! BAD HANDMADE FILMS! BAD!
NO BISCUIT!
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I mean, seriously: “a bigscreen kids action franchise?” Have they actually SEEN Time Bandits? This is like… like doing the Watchmen graphic novel as a crappy 1980s Saturday cartoon show:
Yes, it’s a funny concept. It’s funny because it would totally suck, which is why people didn’t actually do it. These guys are actually threatening to do it.
Moe Lane
Via @jimmiebjr
Why The Princess Bride
Really?
Is your soul utterly dead?
And so, farewell to Time Bandits
Moe Lane
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