tweet of the day – Moe Lane

Tweet of the Day, I WANT TO BELIEVE edition.

I well and truly do. The original voices are nice. But we’ve all gotten so old!

IT'S FINALLY REAL. https://t.co/UvTZtYHzz2
— Joe Cunningham (@JoePCunningham) September 18, 2020

Tweet of the Day, How To Critically Fail Your Engineering (Security Systems) Roll edition.

Via @Chaosium_Inc. Wait for it…

Someone designed this, pitched it, got it funded, produced it, sold it, and then an apartment complex actually installed it and liked it enough to keep it.

Amazing. pic.twitter.com/wfZZxc3nGK
— Stallionslaughter (@SlaughterPony) September 11, 2020

Tweet-thread of the Day, This Is A Land Of Zoom-Wolves Now edition.

It’s been dull here. Elsewhere…

The 2nd grade teacher's screen froze. The kids all told her that happened. No one could hear her. And then she disappeared and mass chaos has broken out.
— Stephanie Lucianovic she/her🌪️ (@grubreport) September 9, 2020

Via @SonnyBunch. And it goes on. Oh, indeed, but it goes on.

Tweet of the Day, Manu Will Take Care Of It edition.

Ain’t gonna lie: I’m waiting on lunch to see how this plays out.

OMG my brother in law, the gift that never stops giving, was tired of being sent to get rice every day so he decided buy in bulk, talked to the shop about it, wires got crossed, now there is a literal TRUCK FILLED WITH RICE outside the house and my sister is losing her shit lmfao
— Shiv Ramdas (@nameshiv) September 3, 2020

Because Manu is coming to take care of it. And I don’t think he’s happy to be visiting, either.

Via @UrsulaV.

Tweet of the Day, These Were Literally My Thoughts About Iron Harvest edition.

All the way down the line.

Iron Harvest is out?! I'm terrible at RTS, I don't even know why I'm looking at it, but… Steam Powered Mechs(!!!)
— Tycho Brahe (@TychoBrahe) September 1, 2020

There’s just something about Iron Harvest… okay, okay, it’s the steam-powered mecha.

Tweet of the Day, I Would FREAK If It Happened To My Kid edition.

Seriously, it’s really, really good that they captioned this with the disclaimer that the kid is fine. I don’t think I could watch it, otherwise. As it was… that’d be a hell of an amusement park ride.

A three-year-old girl miraculously suffered no injuries after she got caught in the strings of a kite and lifted several metres in to the air at a festival in Taiwanhttps://t.co/z98WbIMXl2 pic.twitter.com/iMA5GE2Lsb
— ITV News (@itvnews) August 30, 2020

Via @ZODIAC_MF.

Tweet of the Day, Let Me Commit Rank Cooking Heresy, Apparently edition.

My buddy Joe Cunningham’s cornbread recipe. Yes, yes, I am aware that there are Forbidden Things in it. Still doesn’t sound half bad, honestly. And we got everything except the Cajun seasoning, which I can pick up tomorrow. Maybe I’ll make it part of the Goodreads Giveaway Drive?

Here is my cornbread recipe:

One 12-inch cast iron skillet
4 large eggs
1 1/4 cup whole milk
1/4 cup honey
2 cup yellow cornmeal
2 cup all-purpose flour
1 1/4 cup sugar
1 tbsp. baking powder
1/2 tsp. kosher salt
2 sticks unsalted butter, melted
1 tbsp. Cajun seasoning
— Joe Cunningham (@JoePCunningham) August 26, 2020

Tweet of the Day, The Best Part Is The Ending edition.

Not the ‘winning the lottery twice’ bit.

I'll never forget the Aussie that came out of coma after 12 days to win a car on a scratch card and when he gets asked to re-enact it by a news channel, wins 250 grand 🍀 pic.twitter.com/qluuo5H1yb
— Levi (@AnalyseLevi) August 11, 2020

Tweet of the Day, Another Portent of 2020 Arises.

Behold! Blockbuster.

Just checking in. 👋
— Blockbuster (@blockbuster) August 11, 2020

I dunno what it’s a portent of, but there’s definitely some portenting going on here.

Tweet of the Day, Too Good To Check edition.

I laughed, even though I do suspect that it’s fake.

Sometimes click bait is worth it pic.twitter.com/uKhQx0LEnI
— Laraine Newman (@larainenewman) August 7, 2020