Mar
18
2019
0

Tweets of the Day, Despair And Hope Cojoined edition.

So. No more chapters of The Stone Table.

…but.

BUT.

“Possibility of publication.” …Well, then.

Mar
17
2019
5

Tweet of the Day, Enjoy This Post… edition.

…Because this is close as I’m gonna get to a St. Patrick’s Day post.

Mar
12
2019
4

Tweet of the Day, This Makes Any Comment Of Mine On The College Admissions Bribery Scandal Superfluous edition.

It’s just pretty much perfect.

Yes, even the Shoveler. But he’d do it out of love.

Mar
06
2019
1

Tweet of the Day, Now I Have To Go Watch All the Ip Man Movies edition.

That trailer is so good it made me reassess some past life choices. Like not watching any Ip Man movies. Is it pronounced “Ip,” or “Eye-Pee,” by the way? I’m not sure.

(more…)

Mar
01
2019
1

Tweet of the Day, Nothing Ever Changes edition.

That’s not a complaint or a cheer, by the way: it’s an observation. Nothing ever changes. It just gets really, really faster.

Feb
24
2019
2

Tweet of the Day, Now This Is Just Rude edition.

As I said on Twitter: I also think that the chemtrail people are silly, but it’s mean to freak them out like this. Surely air traffic controllers have a feature in their programs that lets them avoid drawing pentagrams in the air? Admittedly, I didn’t think that they’d need said feature until I read this article, but now that I’ve thought about it the utility of such a thing is obvious enough.

Feb
18
2019
5

Tweet of the Day, You WILL Be Made To Buy Disney+ And Hulu edition.

Disney+ for the cute stuff, Hulu for the edgy stuff. Yeah: Disney now has a majority interest in Hulu. Welcome to the 21st century! Turns megacorps are gonna be a thing, after all.

It’s gonna happen, man. — Sayeth the guy with a blog and no film industry connections. But, seriously, obvious ploy is obvious, no?

Jan
29
2019
8

Tweet of the Day, Was The Bear Wearing A Hat? edition

You can always trust a bear wearing a hat.

This is actually close to a no-fooling rule of thumb for me. If bears ever achieve sapience, they would be well advised to get a variety of hats and start wearing them while ostentatiously not eating people’s faces. Boom! Instant societal acceptance. Because who wouldn’t to be buddies with a nine foot ursine with a hat who won’t eat your face?

I feel that my logic is sound.

Jan
13
2019
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Tweet of the Day, My Wife Approves edition.

She’s the one who speaks Old English in the family*.

Only, now I want a proper NY/NJ slice.

Moe Lane

*Yes, I did marry ridiculously well. I thought that this was known?




Jan
12
2019
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Tweet of the Day, Disney Does What Needs Doing In Mary Poppins edition.

Mad respect, as the kids say.

Shouldn’t surprise me that Disney managed this.  They are, after all, Disney.  They’ve been making fantasy movies for decades, and what they didn’t develop in-house they bought, often with the original studios intact.  There’s institutional knowledge there, is what I’m saying.




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