Oct
05
2014
1

Tweet of the Day, One Of Those Stories You Refuse To Look Up edition.

Because,  really, the title is enough.

I am so manfully repressing all the dairy-related puns that I could be making right now.

Sep
09
2014
4

Tweet of the Day, I Dunno If I Would Have Dared Do This edition.

I hope I would have, because what this kid did was money.

And if I’m reading that check mark right, the kid got away with it, too.

Sep
01
2014
11

Tweet of the Day, How Long Before YOU Abruptly Realize You Watched This Stuff? edition.

I made it to about 6:52. I dimly remember that one.

Very, very dimly.

Aug
31
2014
4
Aug
28
2014
10

Tweet of the Day, …I Roll To Disbelieve! I ROLL TO DISBELIEVE! Edition

I hope to God this isn’t as bad as it sounds.

Because if you don’t have a strategy, here’s a free one: shut your mouth until you do.

Aug
24
2014
6

Tweet of the Day, …I That We’re Gonna Be OK edition.

We still have the capacity within us to create marvels.

Gloriously horrible marvels.

Aug
21
2014
2

Tweet of the Day, Why, Then, This Is Hell… edition

…nor are White House aides out of it:

You would have to be inhuman to not internally wince at that statement, as you made it. And by ‘inhuman’ I mean ‘your genetic heritage comes not from this Earth.’

Moe Lane
(more…)

Aug
15
2014
3
Aug
11
2014
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Tweet of the Day, Some Things Are Eternal edition.

This is funny…

…because Sad Etsy Boyfriends is a thing. Or was.

Aug
06
2014
6

Tweet of the Day, The Photographer Should Get An Award For This.

Because the more you look at it, the more impressive it gets.

That is Art, with a capital A.

Aug
05
2014
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Tweet of the Day, Don’t Mess With The Australian Koala Mob edition.

They’ll mess you up.

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