Moe Lane

She’s the one who speaks Old English in the family*.

Hwæt!
We have heard the hottest pies,
pepperoni piled proportionally,
cheese chosen rightly,
Sauce skillfully slathered
Baked in the brightest of firehalls.
Þæt wæs gōd slice https://t.co/Jo1ST04mWq

— Damian Fleming (@FW_Medieval) January 12, 2019

Only, now I want a proper NY/NJ slice.

Moe Lane

*Yes, I did marry ridiculously well. I thought that this was known?

Mad respect, as the kids say.

You know that bathtub shot in #MaryPoppinsReturns you assumed was CGI? 😵😵😵 (via @disneyamore) pic.twitter.com/gAlLqCGdbM

— CafeFantasia 💫 (@CafeFantasia) January 12, 2019

Shouldn’t surprise me that Disney managed this.  They are, after all, Disney.  They’ve been making fantasy movies for decades, and what they didn’t develop in-house they bought, often with the original studios intact.  There’s institutional knowledge there, is what I’m saying.

This is just dumb.

Bird Box Challenge while driving…predictable result. This happened on Monday as a result of the driver covering her eyes while driving on Layton Parkway. Luckily no injuries. pic.twitter.com/4DvYzrmDA2

— Layton Police (@laytonpolice) January 11, 2019

More to the point, it’s dumb that puts people who are not being dumb at risk.  I have to drive on the same road with you.  So don’t try to drive with your eyes closed; you will be, by definition, Doing It Wrong.

Seriously.

This is Jeremiah. Jeremiah wore safety goggles while angle grinding. Jeremiah still has his right eye. Be like Jeremiah. pic.twitter.com/it4Cewr7x6

— TJ Connors (@tjconnorstweets) January 7, 2019

There are, like, wars being fought out there in the art world, man.  Wars beyond your, or my, comprehension.  And they’re bitter ones, too.

https://t.co/R0RdNVdCaX via @cheezburger

— Ogiel (Moe Lane) (@Ogiel23) January 8, 2019

Honestly, this is how I like to see both Superman AND Batman portrayed.

Superman being the Bad Cop to Batman's Good Cop is the one thing I always needed but never knew I needed. pic.twitter.com/E1uqdvfvOG

— Kal's Kingdom (@KALSKingdom) January 3, 2019

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Half of the ingredients are on my wife’s Not Allowed To Eat list.  Merely showing her the recipe would be cruel.  Seriously, I’m not even going to mention it to her.

Hola please find the unroll here: Thread by @LeonHWolf: "Let’s make some f***en chilaquiles. Chilaquiles are a Mexican dish that’s a little off the beaten path in America, which […]" #CookingForAssholes https://t.co/OhD2rgkhvU
Talk to you soon. 🤖

— Thread Reader App (@threadreaderapp) December 30, 2018

@KatinOxford has had it with simplistic complaints about Susan Pevensie and The Last Battle.  Absolutely had it.  So she brought the thunder.

Many moons ago (I think like two weeks) I gave you guys a semi-drunk thread on why you are all wrong about Susan Pevensie from The Chronicles of Narnia.

Here is my more eloquent scholarly thread on why you all are still wrong about Susan Pevensie. *rustles up academic papers*

— Kat Coffin (@KatinOxford) December 27, 2018

She brought it so hard that almost nobody’s dared to argue back.  Not that they should, because her argument is so self-evidently correct it’d almost be silly to try.

Impaling.

Non-Australian: "I got hit by a hailstone. Gosh it hurt."

Australian: "Oh yeah, the spikes are brutal."

Non-Australian: "The what now?" https://t.co/4lSYKK1Vxx

— Paul Fenwick (@pjf) December 21, 2018

The layering in this one is impressive.

The Wheel of Pain made a guest appearance in #Norsemen! Do you notice your thralls getting grumpy? Make sure they get in at least one set a day! pic.twitter.com/dNl5yIcCNQ

— CONAN EXILES (@ConanExiles) December 16, 2018

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