Tweet of the Day, Simple Modern Gets Chill Points, Here edition.

One of the nice things about being retired is that I don’t have to milkshake duck anybody anymore. I am allowed instead to simply, heh, enjoy things. Case in point (Via @BrianFaughnan):

The CEO took one look at this and… decided to give everybody a cubicle budget. Honestly, I would have done the same thing, just for the heck of it.

Tweet thread of the Day, This Is A Beautiful Recursion edition.

My God.

My God.

It’s not exact – no True Cross – but Art only holds up a mirror to Life. You must expect a certain amount of distortion.

Tweet of the Day, Good (And Slightly Belated) News About @KarlKGallagher edition.

Karl’s back from the hospital! That’s a relief. Buy his books: doctors are expensive.

#commissionearned: because, after all, we are not Communists.

Tweet of the Day, …Oh, boy. edition.

I’m with Brian on this one.

Scott Bakula’s aware, not upset, but not currently involved. I am… skeptical that they can catch QUANTUM LEAP in another bottle. And, dammit, but Dean Stockwell was a great character actor. So we’ll see!

Tweet of the Day, YOU CAN HAVE MY FRENCH DRESSING WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY COLD, DEAD HA… Wait, What’s That? Oh. Never Mind edition.

I was ready to go to war.

Then I read the article, and I realized that my favorite brands wouldn’t actually change their recipes. So, you know, never mind.

Moe Lane

PS: THIS IS AMERICA, AND I WILL PUT WHATEVER I DAMNED WELL PLEASE ON MY ICEBERG LETTUCE, CUCUMBER SLICES, AND SHREDDED CHEDDAR CHEESE SALALD.

Tweet of the Day, I Look Forward To Funding This Bad Decision of @philipjreed’s edition.

Phil Reed’s good at his job.