Jul
11
2017
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Tweet of the Day, This Is Just About Perfect edition.

I’m not saying that you can’t still be in a bad mood after seeing this, but you’re gonna have to work to keep that scowl on your face.  I mean, geez, there’s even dramatic tension in there.  Well played, senor. Well played.

Jul
08
2017
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Tweet of the Day, Evergreen edition.

‘Twas ever thus, and ever shall be.

Jun
23
2017
3

Tweet of the Day, Or Else One Guy Doing A 1-3-2-4 Pee Sequence edition.

On a timer, because why not?  But, yeah. This looks conceptually familiar.

Jun
18
2017
2

Tweet of the Day, You’re Not Going To Believe That These Sculptures Are Real edition.

But apparently they are.  If these are fakes, then they’re fakes that have managed to survive over a century’s scrutiny, which is impressive all by itself.  But, seriously, this is real:

Jun
17
2017
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Tweet of the Day, “Launch Photon Torpedoes” Is Rarely The WRONG Answer edition.

At least, that’s been my experience in gaming.  If they give you a full torpedo load, they’re expecting you to shoot them in the very near future.  And if you do shoot them off too early, they typically give you a reload. So, yeah, “Launch Photon Torpedoes.”

Jun
08
2017
2

Tweet of the Day, The Last One Is Truly A Miracle edition.

(Via Cynthia Ann Yockey) Yes, I’m joking, but only slightly.  That kind of conversion used to be a massive pain in the sit-upon. Now, it’s just more or less assumed to be a basic print option. Computers have just simply gotten so much better in the last twenty years.

May
16
2017
2

Tweet of the Day, It Looks Like A Chihuahua Cosplaying A Cat edition.

That poor cat. And by ‘poor’ I mean ‘hysterical-looking.’ Because I’m a bad man.

May
15
2017
2

Tweet of the Day, We All Wonder About Thomas The Tank Engine edition.

Parents, that is.  We all wonder, and we go into the Madness Districts to look for the crystalline insanity that will explain everything about Thomas the Tank Engine.  My old friend Tommy Crown has gone deeper down that paths than others.  Click through, and retrace his steps…

May
06
2017
4

Tweet of the Day, I Think That This Is Actually Dubbed edition.

So, when one of my kids saw this…

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Apr
29
2017
3

Tweet of the Day, The Raven Looks Kind Of Embarrassed To Be There edition.

He’s got that Hey, man, I have no fingers or thumbs, OK?  If I want to get downtown, this is how I get downtown look to him. Also: I’m not one to judge, but if I was hanging out with a raven I would like to think that I’d have a somewhat more exuberant view of life because, hey, I’m hanging out with a raven and that’s pretty cool, right? Ravens have personality, is what I’m saying.

Apr
23
2017
3

Tweet of the Day, I Will Shop At Places That Do This edition.

I’m not going to pound the table and say Implement this. Now.  I will merely say that I have had days where I wanted to carry the red basket, and I have had days where I wanted to carry the black one. Being able to signal which kind of day I’m having would be awesome.

Mar
13
2017
2

Tweet of the Day, This Is A Perception Check Crit For SOMEBODY edition.

Either a critical success on the part of the bear’s, or a critical failure on the people’s. Not sure which.  Also: you can almost see the bear’s How are these creatures the apex predators? thought bubble as he watches… well. Watch for yourself:

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