Jan
10
2018
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Tweet of the Day, Apparently Spy Kids 2 Is Off The Scale edition.

It’s apparently got this one killer line:

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Jan
06
2018
4

Tweet of the Day, WHEN IGUANAS ATTACK edition.

Apparently the iguanas were merely stunned by this cold snap, not killed.

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Jan
05
2018
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Tweet of the Day, That’s A Good Dog edition.

A good, smart dog. I approve. She just needs some treats at the top as a reward for being a Good Dog.

Dec
21
2017
1

Tweet (Thread) Of The Day, Some Anglican Church Nativity Scene Humor edition.

Well, sort of.  It’s actually funny! No, seriously, this guy’s got an enviable facility for turning a phrase.

Via @EsotericCD. Who is likewise getting in on this “cynically adding BlockChain to your name” craze.  I mean, why not?

Dec
16
2017
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Tweet of the Day, Shameless Self-Promotion Alert edition.

Never fails, huh? The stuff that you work on, people shrug.  The stuff that you toss up on Twitter after thirty seconds in Paint (to cover up the names), people look at.

Ironically, I need a new dentist, and this guy is local.

Dec
11
2017
2

Tweets of the Day, This Is The Best Gregorian Chant You Will Hear Today edition.

Further comment unnecessary, I would say.

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Dec
04
2017
4

Tweet of the Day, I Can Distinctly Hear Something edition.

While at the same time knowing that it’s absolutely an auditory hallucination.  Neat.  Putting it after the fold because once it starts, it can get a little annoying. (more…)

Nov
30
2017
3

Tweet of the Day, The Mask Slips On The Flat Earth Society Twitter Account edition.

Yeaaah. Those guys played a good game, but I can’t suspend my disbelief anymore.  Not that I disapprove, really.  I particularly find the blue check mark entertaining.

Nov
18
2017
5

Tweet of the Day, Well, That’s One Path To Cultural Immortality edition.

Meet Ea-Nasir. Ea-Nasir was a Babylonian merchant of the Eighteenth Century BC who is remembered today for being a HUGE jackwagon:

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Nov
13
2017
2

Tweet of the Day, Write Better Math Questions edition.

It’s the ‘Really?’ that grates. Yes, really. It’s not the kid’s fault that the wording of that particular question is hideously flawed.  That’s all on the teacher, who should have either known better, or used a better set of questions.

Nov
11
2017
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Tweet of the Day, Never Underestimate Star Wars Fans’ Obsession edition.

This is actually from a few days ago, but I’ve been sick. Still… you gotta assume that you can be seen from the air, these days.  And that somebody has both the time and the need to pore over satellite photos until they can find what you’ve hidden.

Here endeth the lesson.

Nov
02
2017
1

Tweet of the Day, Halloween BEAST MODE edition.

This… this takes reproductive organs. Zootopia reference, of course.

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