Jan
17
2015
6

Tweet of the Day, Not Just ‘No,’ Actually edition.

‘Hell, no.”

It will suck. It will suck, because the original concept worked only because the show was steeped in the Nineties, and that was twenty years ago, and that era is dead. An updated, successful version would be effectively a different show, so you might as well call it something else. And Hollywood doesn’t have the moral courage to make a successful updated version.

So: not just no. Hell, no.

Moe Lane

PS: This is a great webcomic that Shaenon really needs to start up again.

Jan
16
2015
--

Tweet of the Day, …Unfortunately edition.

I really kind of liked living in a world where our enemies weren’t becoming steadily more emboldened to do things like this in public, and on the record.

Well, at least I don’t have to spend too much time trying to figure out which side I’m on.

Jan
12
2015
8

Tweets of the Day, …It Really IS All Valerie Jarrett’s Fault edition.

What we have here is a failure to communicate. And if Valerie Jarrett really is the President’s gatekeeper, then she’s responsible for what happened to the guy this weekend:

…Although I am starting to wonder whether Official Washington is gleefully setting Valerie Jarrett as the scapegoat for all of the Obama administration’s many, many communications sins. Very possibly: the woman is hated, the woman is feared, and best of all: the woman is not from Dizzy City. Mind you, I’m not really upset if Valerie Jarrett is being set up to take the fall, largely because she’s kind of earned it and I don’t see how her impact crater is going to splash over on anybody I care about. Guess that means that This Town is getting to me, too.  Maybe I should change my filtration mask filters…

Moe Lane

Nov
18
2014
4

Tweet of the Day, …No, Senator Manchin, We Would Not edition.

It’s not a 100% rule, of course.  I’m sure that there’s been a time or three when we have.  But our mistake is in being too loyal*. Ask Senator Manchin how he feels about that right now:

Moe Lane

*No, it’s actually a mistake sometimes. Usually when the person that we’re being loyal to doesn’t really deserve it.

Nov
14
2014
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Tweet of the Day, You’re On A BOAT, @jimgeraghty… edition.

…so stop scooping my post ideas, OK?

As you can see, this was in response to some dude or dudette on the Internet’s getting all bent out of shape because Jim noted that when Rep. Joe Wilson (SC) shouted “YOU LIE!” at Barack Obama’s claim that Obamacare would be extended to illegal immigrants, Joe Wilson turned out to be… correct; they’re talking about doing that. Which I was on the verge of looking up, except that Jim beat it to me. While on vacation, the so-and-so.

Ach, well. At least I got the Frank J Fleming interview in before he did.

Nov
06
2014
7

Tweet of the Day, …This Is A Surprisingly Difficult Question To Answer Safely edition.

It’s a goram minefield, in fact.

Needless to say, the question would not ari… would not come u… I do not patronize prostitutes.

Nov
04
2014
7

Tweet of the Day, Missouri Democratic Social Media FTW!

And you were wondering how Missouri Democrats could possibly contribute to their party’s overall cycle of public relations idiocy.

Never count those guys out. Never.

Moe Lane

PS: Bah. I don’t need easy targets like that to exercise my snark.

PPS: Annnnnnnd they deleted it. No matter; it served its purpose.

PPPS: Since my readers are wondering, here’s a screenshot… (more…)

Nov
02
2014
3

Tweet of the Day, Good Point About The Election Fraud Thing edition.

Do it as nicely as you can, too.

Bless their hearts.

Oct
05
2014
1

Tweet of the Day, One Of Those Stories You Refuse To Look Up edition.

Because,  really, the title is enough.

I am so manfully repressing all the dairy-related puns that I could be making right now.

Sep
09
2014
4

Tweet of the Day, I Dunno If I Would Have Dared Do This edition.

I hope I would have, because what this kid did was money.

And if I’m reading that check mark right, the kid got away with it, too.

Sep
01
2014
11

Tweet of the Day, How Long Before YOU Abruptly Realize You Watched This Stuff? edition.

I made it to about 6:52. I dimly remember that one.

Very, very dimly.

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