Moe Lane

So. No more chapters of The Stone Table.

…but.

BUT.

“Possibility of publication.” …Well, then.

…Because this is close as I’m gonna get to a St. Patrick’s Day post.

It’s just pretty much perfect.

Yes, even the Shoveler. But he’d do it out of love.

That trailer is so good it made me reassess some past life choices. Like not watching any Ip Man movies. Is it pronounced “Ip,” or “Eye-Pee,” by the way? I’m not sure.

That’s not a complaint or a cheer, by the way: it’s an observation. Nothing ever changes. It just gets really, really faster.

As I said on Twitter: I also think that the chemtrail people are silly, but it’s mean to freak them out like this. Surely air traffic controllers have a feature in their programs that lets them avoid drawing pentagrams in the air? Admittedly, I didn’t think that they’d need said feature until I read this article, but now that I’ve thought about it the utility of such a thing is obvious enough.

Disney+ for the cute stuff, Hulu for the edgy stuff. Yeah: Disney now has a majority interest in Hulu. Welcome to the 21st century! Turns megacorps are gonna be a thing, after all.

It’s gonna happen, man. — Sayeth the guy with a blog and no film industry connections. But, seriously, obvious ploy is obvious, no?

You can always trust a bear wearing a hat.

This is actually close to a no-fooling rule of thumb for me. If bears ever achieve sapience, they would be well advised to get a variety of hats and start wearing them while ostentatiously not eating people’s faces. Boom! Instant societal acceptance. Because who wouldn’t to be buddies with a nine foot ursine with a hat who won’t eat your face?

I feel that my logic is sound.

She’s the one who speaks Old English in the family*.

Hwæt!
We have heard the hottest pies,
pepperoni piled proportionally,
cheese chosen rightly,
Sauce skillfully slathered
Baked in the brightest of firehalls.
Þæt wæs gōd slice https://t.co/Jo1ST04mWq

— Damian Fleming (@FW_Medieval) January 12, 2019

Only, now I want a proper NY/NJ slice.

Moe Lane

*Yes, I did marry ridiculously well. I thought that this was known?

Mad respect, as the kids say.

You know that bathtub shot in #MaryPoppinsReturns you assumed was CGI? 😵😵😵 (via @disneyamore) pic.twitter.com/gAlLqCGdbM

— CafeFantasia 💫 (@CafeFantasia) January 12, 2019

Shouldn’t surprise me that Disney managed this.  They are, after all, Disney.  They’ve been making fantasy movies for decades, and what they didn’t develop in-house they bought, often with the original studios intact.  There’s institutional knowledge there, is what I’m saying.