Moe Lane

Via Twitchy, Dennis Miller:

It they’re going to tap my phone, could they at least tap it for oil?

— Dennis Miller Show (@DennisDMZ) June 7, 2013

Although… now would be a good time for Barack Obama to decide that, what the heck, he might as well authorize Keystone. Most of the people who would be mad at him for that are currently mad anyway.

I am shocked that I never noticed this one on my own:

#OFAfellows I hope OFA isn’t pronounced “Ofay” because that would offend me as a Cracker-American.

— Jon Gabriel (@ExJon) June 8, 2013

For those wondering: ‘ofay’ is an African-American derogatory term for a white person. A clueless, stuck-up, pig-ignorant white person with massive entitlement issues. (more…)

…but you should probably take the argument seriously.

Don’t agree with all of this, but @SeanTrende makes the case for why Christie’s Senate move was shrewd http://t.co/XRqAvbynwW

— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) June 5, 2013

One thing that Sean said rings particularly true: “The battlefield of presidential politics is littered with the bones of politicians who started thinking about Iowa before tending to their own re-election efforts.” I should also note that a lot of people – including me, some days – are simply assuming that Cory Booker’s social media-friendly persona will beat out Frank Pallone’s I-buried-the-bodies-so-of-course-I-know-where-they-are machine politics methodology in a primary.  If that does not happen, then the odds of a GOP upset go a little bit higher; after all, it then becomes an off-year, off-date special election where the Old White Guy beat out that nice Mayor who gets along so well with Governor Christie.  Every little bit helps.

Again, you are not required to agree with any of this.

Moe Lane

Oh, this is good.

Homeowners Association told man he couldn’t the American flag in his yard. ►His Response: twitter.com/TweetSmarter/s… r/t

— TweetSmarter (@TweetSmarter) May 19, 2013

Classical reference.

RT @existentialfish: I’ve found it. The exact moment America became a parody of itself. Right here: bit.ly/140PbOW

— Brian Faughnan (@BrianFaughnan) May 7, 2013

And far too many in the Media live for the day that they can finally blame it all on the Tea Party.

@johnekdahl as promised, your “reporting on a gathering” flowchart. twitter.com/KevinInABQ/sta…

— Kevin in ABQ (@KevinInABQ) May 2, 2013

Whether or not that will work is another question.

Hell, no.

RT @slublog: Um, no. I hate changing diapers, but just…no:nyti.ms/Z7oDvj

— Melissa Clouthier (@MelissaTweets) April 19, 2013

Jeebus, but these people have far too much free time on their hands. Also, poop.

Moe Lane

PS: Click the link, at least this one time. The Madness refuses to STOP. Even the author thinks that these people are smoking crack.

Heh. ‏RT @jstrevino Ha! RT @hernandeztony lockerz.com/s/282340853

— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) February 9, 2013

Or, I don’t know: stopped letting your progressive friends slap her around for the last few years?

The point has been, as they say, made.

POP QUIZ: Which one of these charts is Obama’s Intrade contract, and which is the 2001 Nasdaq bubble/burst? twitter.com/seanmdav/statu…

— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) October 14, 2012