Moe Lane

This is… look, just watch it.

I first saw this on Facebook (and promptly lost it somehow and can’t find it, because THAT makes sense, Zuckerberg), and it took me a minute to figure it out. I’m not a music nerd, but when I realized what it was, I laughed. Didn’t make the face, though. Again, not a music nerd.

Seriously, they’ve done all the work for you already. Right up to the twist at the end, in fact. All you really have to do is intone ‘Then the murders began’ and let the players go from there.

OK, fine, this wasn’t oversold.

Via @TulpaHivemind. Which reminds me: maybe I should run an Unknown Armies game at a convention, at some point. I always got the impression that it’s kind of hard to run as a one-shot, though.

This is really helpful info, actually.

This. Precisely this. I don’t care what people are telling you. They are wrong. Do not be wrong.

Via @GregStolze. We… differ… on some topics; but by God I’d join him on the barricades for this.

Although I’m suddenly not feeling at all well, so it might be that.

They’ll never understand this weekend, a hundred years from now. The politics of the day will have been long since dissected and analyzed, with the merciless precision of hindsight and later revelation; the great disputes of our generation will have been shrunk down to their proper size and context. But they’ll look at this guy, and be just as confused as I am.

I got nothing, my descendants. I got nothing.

Via @JoePCunningham. Nah, my descendants: the other one. I know, I know, it’s gonna be difficult to sort this all out, a century from now.

I don’t have a pineapple corer. Which is almost a shame. There’s something about these that’s legit spooky.

…provided, of course, that the picture in it wasn’t created by Sandy Petersen. I sincerely doubt that it was. But if it was created by him, switch out the title for something with more couth.