Apr
15
2015
2

Tweet of the Day, The Democrats’ SSM Hypocrisy In Two Tweets edition.

Speaking as a SSM supporter: stuff like this always bugs me.

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Apr
14
2015
4

Tweet of the DaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD IT’S SO TRUE EDITION.

IT WORKS IT SO TOTALLY WORKS

THIS THING IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL

Apr
09
2015
2

Tweet/Question of the Day, Which I Will Answer In A Mean Fashion edition.

The question:

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Mar
29
2015
4

Tweet of the Day, I Got Nothing That Beats This edition.

This is A Thing Of Beauty.

…I used to be able to spell, you know.  Once. Before they invented word processors.

Mar
17
2015
1

Tweet of the Day, …Me Too, @Will_Antonin. Me Too edition.

Oof.

That kind of leaves a mark, and it’s not even aimed at me.

Feb
16
2015
4

Tweet of the Day, …Well, Geez edition.

I try not to play the If X agrees with me then I may need to re-evaluate my position game.

So instead I just need to figure out what the heck is causing Ed Schultz to come to the conclusion that we’re probably going to end up killing a lot of IS death cultists.  Who knows?  If it’s environmental, perhaps we can reproduce the effect elsewhere.

Feb
11
2015
2

Tweet of the Day, I’ve Seen Worse One-Sentence Biographies edition.

I dunno. “Knitting tiny wool sweaters for tiny injured penguins” is actually kind of badass.

Especially when you’re 109 years old. What recklessly Australian things did this man do in his prime, that he now balances it with making protective clothing for cute, yet wounded waterfowl? – And nobody tell me! It almost certainly won’t be as cool as the story I’m telling myself in my head right now.

Feb
10
2015
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Tweet of the Day, Fourteen Minutes At This Point edition.

But otherwise true.

Feb
06
2015
4

Tweet of the Day, Today’s “…Man. White People” Will Be Provided By Portland Hipsters edition.

Man. White people:

Look, I understand how a person might think that getting a tattoo of an airport carpet pattern* might say to the world that you are serious; but, speaking as a representative of the world, I regret to tell you that in fact the opposite is true.

Moe Lane

PS: Mind you, if the hipsters want the old carpet and the Portland airport can’t get rid of it otherwise, then by all means: give the hipsters the damned carpet. I mean, the hipsters want it, right? Better than just throwing it in a landfill.

…What? Hipsters can have nice things, too. For given values of ‘nice.’

*I AM NOT MAKING THAT UP.

Feb
05
2015
4

Tweet of the Day, I REFUSE To Stop Using White People Jokes edition.

It’s a matter of principle.

Because I’ll tell you: after watching a certain flavor of progressive do stuff like this, I have really and truly come to a genuine appreciation of the shaken head, and the mused Man. White people. I will not give this up. You can’t make me give this up.  I will not be shamed into giving it up.  Accept that.

Moe Lane

Feb
03
2015
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Tweet of the Day, This Is More Like Tweet Of The Month edition (@iowahawkblog).

I mean, speaking professionally this Tweet is master-level work. I want to use it to teach a class.

It’s perfectly designed for its target audience: David assumes that you know the story of the de Blasio Groundhog Murder (and Coverup) already, and that you know about Mike Bloomberg’s insane mayor-clown anti-gun posse – which means he can go with the joke without having to explain anything. I mean, sure, if you’re a first-time Twitter user who doesn’t follow politics you won’t get the jok… no, wait, there’s a picture of a groundhog about to savage a man’s ear. You’d still get the joke anyway.

As I said: I am impressed in a professional capacity with this tweet. It’s just that good.

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