Self-Tweet of the Day, I Might Have Been A Little Sarcastic, Here edition.

Just a tad.

Tweet of the Day, Sic Transit Gloria Swimsuit Issue edition.

Pardon my pathetic Latin. I can’t imagine that they’re all going to go away, unless Sports Illustrated itself does. Which might be the safe bet now.

Tweet of the Day, I’m Torn On This Delay Of Game edition.

On the one hand, football still gets played in bad conditions. On the other hand: I’ve never seen a football field ripple like that before. That’s, like, actual waves of snow.

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Tweet of the Day, I’ll Provisionally Allow It edition.

It’s hard to argue that, given the essentially cheese-like nature of the original THE BLOB, it’s somehow sacrilegious to actually make a version with better special effects than “pour goo on a photo of the outside of the diner.” As for the (apparently pretty good!) 1988 remake… yeah, I didn’t see it, either. So, sure, give David Bruckner a shot at it. As long as he’s aware that the past history of this particular IP suggests that immediate fame and fortune will not be his, everything should be fine.

#commissionearned

Tweet of the Day, This May Or May Not Be A Torment Nexus Scenario edition.

I get the general impression that READY PLAYER ONE is kind of a crapsack world, so that much tracks. On the other hand; if online existence is so burdensome, maybe log off every so often. And on the gripping hand: the world of READY PLAYER ONE isn’t actually going to happen anyway*. So maybe it’s not a Torment Nexus thing, as much as it is an attempted cash grab. Those at least are tolerable.

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