Saw this on the Penny Arcade Discord. Watch the bottom one first, so that you can appreciate the hysterical joke in the top one. But the original is in fact awesome, all on its own.
Tag: tweet of the day
Tweet of the Day, This Is What Living Your Best Life Looks Like edition.
Just passing time with the pachyderms.
Via @BrianFaughnan.
Tweet of the Day, COCAINE BEAR MOVIE edition.
I will so watch a movie about Cocaine Bear.
H/T: @SonnyBunch, who… may not know of Cocaine Bear?
Tweet of the Day, I Followed Along edition.
Not sure why Tycho’s all het up about, here. I’ve heard far more obscure stuff, in my day. Sometimes even when sober.
Tweet of the Day, When The Godpigeon Says, Perch On Scorsese’s Head… edition.
…you perch on the head, see?
Via @BrianFaughnan.
Tweet of the Day, I’m Seriously Thinking About This Baen.com Contest edition.
It’d have to be an original story in an original world, though. The first is a requirement, the second is just a good idea. Lemme think about a story idea…
Tweet of the Day, It Is To Laugh edition.
It’s laugh, or cry.
Mostly laugh, because this is freaking ridiculous.
Tweet of the Day, You Either Know What This Is… edition.
…or you don’t.
Tweet of the Day, Moon-Faced Assassins Of Joy Watch edition.
Tweet of the Day, I Know ‘Florida Man’ Is Just A Reporting Illusion But DAMN edition.
It really is. As I understand it, Florida is a big state with unique disclosure rules when it comes to criminal cases. That means a decent reporter can get the kind of details that makes for good copy; and, when you find a good well, you go back to it. That’s all, really.
And yet.