Disney+ for the cute stuff, Hulu for the edgy stuff. Yeah: Disney now has a majority interest in Hulu. Welcome to the 21st century! Turns megacorps are gonna be a thing, after all.
It’s gonna happen, man. — Sayeth the guy with a blog and no film industry connections. But, seriously, obvious ploy is obvious, no?
You can always trust a bear wearing a hat.
This is actually close to a no-fooling rule of thumb for me. If bears ever achieve sapience, they would be well advised to get a variety of hats and start wearing them while ostentatiously not eating people’s faces. Boom! Instant societal acceptance. Because who wouldn’t to be buddies with a nine foot ursine with a hat who won’t eat your face?
I feel that my logic is sound.
She’s the one who speaks Old English in the family*.
Hwæt!
We have heard the hottest pies,
pepperoni piled proportionally,
cheese chosen rightly,
Sauce skillfully slathered
Baked in the brightest of firehalls.
Þæt wæs gōd slice https://t.co/Jo1ST04mWq— Damian Fleming (@FW_Medieval) January 12, 2019
Only, now I want a proper NY/NJ slice.
Moe Lane
*Yes, I did marry ridiculously well. I thought that this was known?
Mad respect, as the kids say.
You know that bathtub shot in #MaryPoppinsReturns you assumed was CGI? 😵😵😵 (via @disneyamore) pic.twitter.com/gAlLqCGdbM
— Alan | CafeFantasia 💫 (@CafeFantasia) January 12, 2019
Shouldn’t surprise me that Disney managed this. They are, after all, Disney. They’ve been making fantasy movies for decades, and what they didn’t develop in-house they bought, often with the original studios intact. There’s institutional knowledge there, is what I’m saying.
This is just dumb.
Bird Box Challenge while driving…predictable result. This happened on Monday as a result of the driver covering her eyes while driving on Layton Parkway. Luckily no injuries. pic.twitter.com/4DvYzrmDA2
— Layton Police (@laytonpolice) January 11, 2019
More to the point, it’s dumb that puts people who are not being dumb at risk. I have to drive on the same road with you. So don’t try to drive with your eyes closed; you will be, by definition, Doing It Wrong.
Seriously.
This is Jeremiah. Jeremiah wore safety goggles while angle grinding. Jeremiah still has his right eye. Be like Jeremiah. pic.twitter.com/it4Cewr7x6
— TJ Connors (@tjconnorstweets) January 7, 2019
There are, like, wars being fought out there in the art world, man. Wars beyond your, or my, comprehension. And they’re bitter ones, too.
https://t.co/R0RdNVdCaX via @cheezburger
— Ogiel (Moe Lane) (@Ogiel23) January 8, 2019
Honestly, this is how I like to see both Superman AND Batman portrayed.
Superman being the Bad Cop to Batman's Good Cop is the one thing I always needed but never knew I needed. pic.twitter.com/E1uqdvfvOG
— KALSKingdom (@KALSKingdom) January 3, 2019
Continue reading Tweet of the Day, This Gets Them Both Right edition.
Half of the ingredients are on my wife’s Not Allowed To Eat list. Merely showing her the recipe would be cruel. Seriously, I’m not even going to mention it to her.
Hola please find the unroll here: Thread by @LeonHWolf: "Let’s make some f***en chilaquiles. Chilaquiles are a Mexican dish that’s a little off the beaten path in America, which […]" #CookingForAssholes https://t.co/OhD2rgkhvU
Talk to you soon. 🤖— Thread Reader App (@threadreaderapp) December 30, 2018
@KatinOxford has had it with simplistic complaints about Susan Pevensie and The Last Battle. Absolutely had it. So she brought the thunder.
Many moons ago (I think like two weeks) I gave you guys a semi-drunk thread on why you are all wrong about Susan Pevensie from The Chronicles of Narnia.
Here is my more eloquent scholarly thread on why you all are still wrong about Susan Pevensie. *rustles up academic papers*
— Kat Coffin 🐈⚰️ (@KatinOxford) December 27, 2018
She brought it so hard that almost nobody’s dared to argue back. Not that they should, because her argument is so self-evidently correct it’d almost be silly to try.
