Tom Daschle declares that too much sunlight burns, and this is true…

…if you are a vampire*.

 

Or a notorious former lobbyist and current lawyer for a prominent law firm linked to lobbying – no, wait, that last bit is actually a little unfair to lobbying firms**. For all I know DLA Piper is not particularly horrible, at all.  But it says a lot about the power elite in the Democratic party that one of its former leaders thinks that it’s safe to utter the phrase ‘almost too much transparency’ in public.

Gah, but This Town can make your teeth ache…

Moe Lane

*Don’t be pedantic.  It’s a zinger, not a comprehensive assessment of high-risk groups for ultraviolet radiation damage.

**But not particularly unfair to Tom Daschle.