Vegan discovers vegan pizza to be full of ham: still eats whole thing, complains.

I am trying not to laugh. I mean, the core story is interesting, if perhaps only newsworthy on a slow day: dude orders a pizza that’s touted as fitting his dietary requirements (veganism), restaurant (Domino’s) assures him repeatedly that there’s no ham on the pizza (there was), dude gets upset when he finds out what happened. That last bit’s reasonable: vegan was an actual, official option for the pizza. It’s not like the guy’s complaining because the pizza paddle or whatever wasn’t sterilized before it came into contact with another paddle that had come into contact with a sausage stromboli. Dude was given chunks of actual ham, which is pretty much the exact opposite of what he ordered. I’d be pissed off, too.

However, there’s this. (H/T: Sarah Hoyt)

But Hukins knew right away he was getting the real thing… “I felt shame and pain for the animal,” said the man, who became ill shortly after eating the entire pizza.

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I have nothing at all against vegetarians…

…some people don’t really have a digestive system that can handle meat: some people have ethical or religious strictures to consider; and some people simply don’t like animal protein. That’s cool: I’ll just double up on the steak and let them have my potato salad, which I generally don’t eat anyway. I even know a couple of vegans who aren’t annoying about being vegans, which is the problem that most people who have a problem with vegans have with vegans.

All that being said: this is truly a wonderfully passive-aggressive note:

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Or possibly just aggressive.