I mean, for the love of God: it has celebrities there. How many of those people have functional life skills outside of the ability to carry a tune or play a musical instrument? And by ‘functional life skills’ I mean ‘iron clothes,’ ‘balance a checkbook,’ or ‘walk past a bar without drinking it*.’ Don’t get me wrong: musical celebrities are often fun to hear. Just don’t listen to them.
Moe Lane
*Thank you, Mitchell Royce.