Catholic school teenager disgraces self & parents* on national TV (he said, admiringly).

Yeah, this is worth a suspension: “Jesuit school student gives greatest live-television wet willie since dawn of time

Not an expulsion, but that was worth a suspension.

Moe Lane

*Well, that was what the nun who was principal of my high school told me, right after I got sent to her office for duckwalking across the podium during graduation practice. She also threatened me with not being allowed to graduate with everybody else; if I had had sufficient time to check with my parents on how much they’d enjoy one last knock-down, drag-out war with various teachers and school officials I might have called her on her bluff.