Today is my son’s birthday.

He is two today.  No picture, yet, as he is still blessedly asleep.

I will spare you a cutesy child-themed day – you don’t want me trying to warp fiscal policy or zombie haiku so that it fits any more than I really want to do it – but if you have kids they’ll love this book:

…and it might keep you sane, as Terry Pratchett is hardly a cruel man.