First bits of DLC announced for Witcher: Wild Hunt.

Sounds fairly filling.

Hearts of Stone will take Geralt on an all-new, 10-hour-plus adventure into the wilds of No Man’s Land and the nooks and alleys of Oxenfurt, where he’ll try to complete a contract from the mysterious Man of Glass. Caught in a thick tangle of deceit, Geralt will need all his cunning and strength to solve the mystery and emerge unscathed.

Blood and Wine, a 20-hour-plus tale that will introduce the all-new in-game region of Toussaint, will take Geralt to a land untainted by war, where an atmosphere of carefree indulgence and knightly ritual masks an ancient, bloody secret.

Mind you, the game’s not going to be out for – dammit – another month.  Which is mildly frustrating. I mean, my new desktop is sufficiently large and imposing that my father-in-law made sardonic comments about it looking like a server. Which is true, and why I bought it in the first place. I want to use it, you know? Continue reading First bits of DLC announced for Witcher: Wild Hunt.

New Trailer for the New Witcher Game.

Not a gameplay trailer.

Also, it omits mentioning anything about the rather, ah, ribald nature of the Witcher universe. Not that any of my readers would find such things to be anything except unfortunate distractions from monster slaying and Kings Behaving Badly… Continue reading New Trailer for the New Witcher Game.

New Witcher: Wild Hunt trailer.

As I just explained to my wife – who thought that what she was hearing was this fake movie trailer parody of Moby Dick done all fantasy-like – CD Projekt Red is Central European, which means that their idea of over-the-top is a little bit different than either the American or the Japanese idea of over-the-top. Still gonna buy The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, though:

Via AoSHQ.