A helpful checklist for the next crop of Democratic presidential candidates.

Specifically: age, and medical history.

  • Vice President Joe Biden.  Will be 74 in 2017.  Medical history: aneurysm, pulmonary embolism.
  • Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.  Will be 69 in 2017. Medical history: blood clot in brain.
  • Former Vermont Governor Howard Dean. Will be 68 in 2017. Medical history: appears to be in decent health.
  • New York Governor Andrew Cuomo.  Will be 59 in 2017. Medical history: appears to be in decent health.
  • Maryland Governor Martin O’Malley.  Will be 54 in 2017. Medical history: appears to be in decent health.

…Yeah, I put Dean on the list because he’s been putting himself out there for speculation this week. Even if he doesn’t run, well, that’s not exactly a list that screams We are the party of youth!  The only ‘young’ guy on that list – Gorbachev to Biden and Clinton’s Brezhnev, if you will – is O’Malley, and O’Malley has all the charm and style of a National Endowment of the Arts internal audit report for the 2007 fiscal year.  Everybody else?  Old white guy*.  Except for the old white woman. And half of whom have medical problems involving the brain.

Good luck with that!

Moe Lane

*Cuomo is on the cusp, sure.