And before anyone points out that Detroit does not actually have any zombies, let me note that at this point it does not matter:
The war to keep the lights on in Detroit is a serious one. Thieves, antiquated equipment and a lack of funding have made it impossible for city officials to catch up to the problem.
City officials estimate 15-20 percent of the 88,000 lights in the Motor City are not working, and they acknowledge that figure could be as high as 50 percent in some neighborhoods. Providing lighting to the city costs $10.7 million annually.
The city is already in a post-apocalyptic scenario: it merely needs to have its leadership accept that.
So here’s my plan. Continue reading #rsrh It is time for Detroit to get a zombie plan.