Tweets of the Day, Canada Clearly Wants More Tobacco Tax Revenue edition.

It’s the last one in particular that’s insane to use. Do none of those people have teenagers?

would make it a point to hoard as many "poison in every puff" cigs as possible, save them exclusively for my buddies.
— Jeff Blehar is *BOX OFFICE POISON* (@EsotericCD) August 3, 2023

3 thoughts on “Tweets of the Day, Canada Clearly Wants More Tobacco Tax Revenue edition.”

Hey buddy, wanna buy a death stick?

I don’t like cigarettes.
But I totally want some of those.

Next up: Valentine Hearts with little obesity messages printed on them. There will be “Hey, fatty!”, and “Luv that pancreas”, and Type 2 Rocks!” Rounding out the collection will be some dental digs like “Gimme some tooth decay” and “Drill baby drill!”

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