It’s real. It’s bacon that you can squeeze out whenever you want squeezable bacon. It is not an April Fool’s joke. It is one of the greatest ideas ever. You want some of this. You want a case of this*.
Via Caleb Howe, whose Twitter you want to follow. If you do the Twitter thing, that is.
You also want Bacon Flavored Mints. Don’t try to lie about it, either.