“In a recession, it just doesn’t make any sense for two people who say that they love each other to pay separate rents.”
The Onion, of course.
Nation’s Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: ‘Let’s Move In Together’
Now, I’m not saying that everybody laughing at this in a relaxed fashion are married, mind you. I’m merely saying that very few if any married people are nervously laughing at this; we may be also laughing in a somewhat cruel fashion, but that’s to be expected. It’s sort of like how most ex-smokers act, only with more malice aforethought and smugness.
Moe Lane
Ex-smokers? No, it’s sort of like people swimming in Lake Superior. Sure, the water’s 60F, and if you’re lucky the bottom is covered in gravel and not basketball-sized rocks. But once you get used to it, you won’t die, and you have someone right there with you to complain the whole stinking way.