‘Ted Williams’ frozen head for batting practice at cryogenics lab’

That’s the headline. I don’t know if it’s true – it’s what’s being alleged by the author of Frozen: My Journey into the World of Cryonics, Deception, and Death, who is apparently hiding out from the stone cold killers that gravitate to cryonics research like flies to rotten meat* – but by God, that’s a headline. Even the superficial lack of a verb there doesn’t detract from the impact.

Via @JTlol.

*There may be sarcasm in that statement; there’s certainly a bad pun.