Breitbart has far too much fun with this medium, sometimes. “Retracto, the Correction Alpaca” is apparently going to be Big Journalism‘s go-to camelid for issues involving media oopsies. Currently Retracto is calling for corrections in the O’Keefe affair…
I’m sorry. “Retracto, the Correction Alpaca.” If you don’t find that funny – not even a little – not only are you at the wrong site, but there might not actually be hope for you.
That is as close we can come to dry British wit. I don’t care who you are, etc.
Being right is always more fun. I suspected that there was more to the story when the media suddenly came alive. Ain’t payback a bitch.
笑殺: Shousatsu, literally “to kill by laughter”.
Damn, Rectracto is funny!
Unfortunately, there seems to be hope for me. I say unfortunately because the first time I saw a post by Retracto was late at night, and I had just tossed back a tequila shot. The results were predictably funny, but not pretty.
I remember tequila. It was a magic drink from The Days Before The Days Of Children.
Man, that is top-class British-style dry wit, unattainable by any living British wit I could name. I say that and I am British.
Let me be the first to say it: Retracto is adorable!