…I would like to note for the record that I don’t give a [expletive deleted] about what color it is, whether or not it looks like the VPotUS seal, or whether or not it’s in accordance with some minor government regulation that neither you nor I have ever heard of before, and probably never will again. It’s a [expletive deleted] rug. Presidents have been fiddling with their personal versions for decades.
Deal.
Moe Lane
PS: I hear that President Obama wanted to keep the last rug, anyway – which was also not up to spec – so let him at least have the one he ordered. The rate things are going, it may not be there for that much longer anyway…