(Via Instapundit) According to the Iowa state legislature, that is. Which is no doubt a distraction from the business of the state legislature; but dammit, it’s bacon. Seriously, can anybody argue with any of this?
WHEREAS, the people of Maine have lobster, the people of Idaho grow great potatoes, and the folks of Texas make great chili, we Iowans have bacon —— nature’s perfect food; and
WHEREAS, whether plain or apple-wood smoked, whether store-bought or artisan-made, bacon is a meat for any meal; and
WHEREAS, as America’s top pork producer, Iowa stands tall as the nation’s source of high-quality bacon…
Well. OK. People are going to argue about the chili. I’m very ecumenical about chili, myself – but that just means that nobody trusts me in either this or the BBQ wars…
Moe Lane
Every day should be bacon day!