#rsrh Julian Assange: “It’s all because of the Joooooooooooos….”

Who had March 1st, 2011 in the pool?

Oh, let’s not pretend that this is a surprise.  This is the tertiary stage of conspiracy theorizing: if you indulge in such things, and you are not very careful, you will find that somehow, inexplicably, your carefully-constructed edifice of ad hoc reasoning, unfalsifiable assertions, and erroneous pattern-matching has led you to blame it all on the Jews.  It’s like a giant bug in the source code in Western thinking, and I can’t for the life of me figure out why we have it – hell, it’s such a glitch that if I make the obvious joke about why somebody out there will probably take me seriously…

Via MelissaTweets.

5 thoughts on “#rsrh Julian Assange: “It’s all because of the Joooooooooooos….””

  1. To quote Tom Lehrer: “Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics / and the Catholics hate the Protestants / And the Hindus hate the Moslems / And everybody hates the Jews” (from National Brotherhood Week)

  2. It’s like a giant bug in the source code in Western thinking, and I can’t for the life of me figure out why we have it.

    You have to get to the end of AC2 to find out.

    (ducks)

  3. ffffffffffffffff…I should have known better than to go with the Ides of March.
    *rips up ticket*

  4. Maybe the Jews really *are* God’s chosen people. And maybe Satan is real, and hates them.

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