I keep seeing this article.

Listen up, fellas: Naked man-parts? Not so sexy.”

We polled some women. Really, they would like to see . . .

“I would like a photo of a made bed,” says Kathryn Roberts, who works at a law firm in Washington. “I would take rose petals, but I want them on top of a made bed.” And not that fake kind of made, either, where the comforter is smooth but the sheets are a jumbled mess.

“Or laundry,” adds her friend Andrea Neurohr.

“Folded laundry,” elaborates Roberts. “Maybe in a wicker basket.”

I’ve seen this sentiment in tweets, emails, a call from my wife… which last one hurt, because if there’s any pictures of my junk out there it’s going to be news to me.  Anyway, I think that we can safely assume that this Weinergate thing has hit the mainstream.  Also, that there’s a lot of men out there laboring under the apparent delusion that women want to see their junk.  God, we really are descended from plains apes, huh?

Moe Lane

5 thoughts on “I keep seeing this article.”

  1. What is the obsession with a made bed? Seriously. You get out of bed, leave the bedroom and don’t go back in until you get back into bed. Who cares?

  2. Unmade beds, being exposed to air and light, are less likely to harbor bedbugs.

  3. God, we really are descended from plains apes, huh?
    It depends. Is there a wolf in your time machine?

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